Sin Titulo

// And in 2015, I met a rapist and registered sex offender that promised to change my life.//

16 / 03

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communistbakery:
“nosdrinker:
“ coolsororitygirl:
“ MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin
”
then why is it blue
” ”

nosdrinker:
coolsororitygirl:
MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin
then why is it blue

(via untexting)

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kitty-latte:

radicalfruit:
a-s-d-f-g-h-j-k-l-no:
gorillamunchies:
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
*shots fired*
i think they were referring to the fact that thEY’RE BOTH DEFYING THE FUCKING LAWS OF GRAVITY AND THE ONE TIME I TRIED HANGING OFF A MONKEY BAR I BROKE MY NOSE

(via untexting)

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16 / 03

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stability:

when you try new food
and realize how good it is

(via untexting)

16 / 03

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nutmeg101:

Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.

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franki3b:

“YOU STUPID FUCKING DINOSAUR” 😂😂

(Source: franki3b, via untexting)

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empressmarina:

someone: [flirts with me]
me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone
someone: [asks me on a date]
me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.
someone: [confesses their love for me]
me: they are probably just being sarcastic

(via untexting)

06 / 03

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hotboyproblems:

“what’s your favourite food?”
“salad”

(via firedrill)

06 / 03

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